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An Excellent Interview

0, April 4, 2010
Posted by Ashish Vishwakarma

Some, rather most organizations reject his CV today because he has changed jobs frequently (10 in 14 years). My friend, the Ëœjob hopperâ„¢ (referred here as Mr. JH), does not mind it. well he does not need to mind it at all. Having worked full-time with 10 employer companies in just 14 years gives Mr. JH the relaxing edge that most of the Ëœcompany loyalâ„¢ employees are struggling for today. Today, Mr. JH too is laid off like some other 14-15 year experienced guys the difference being the latter have just worked in 2-3 organizations in the same number of years. Here are the excerpts of an interview with Mr. JH:

Q: Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years?
A: To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the second time.

Q: So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009?
A: Well I was laid off first in the year 2002 due to the first global economic slowdown. I had not got a full-time job before January 2003 when the economy started looking up; so I had struggled for almost a year without job and with compromises.

Shayri mein Twist

0, April 4, 2010
Posted by Ashish Vishwakarma

1. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….

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.” 1 is neither composite nor prime”

2. Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist….
Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist….

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